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It’s joke time!!

Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman’s Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t
even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find
the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve
been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they
did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS
CAME IN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT
THE  GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I’m sorry. What was the question?

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